Man Spends Life Savings on $12 Hot Dog at Madison Square Garden, Discovers It Was Actually a Souvenir Eraser
AITA for thinking MSG is just a really expensive vending machine for regret? Bought what I thought was a classic stadium dog, took a bite, and nearly cracked a tooth. Turns out the vendor was selling novelty erasers at a 5,000% markup. My wife says I’m an idiot for not checking, but I blame the overpriced beer goggles. TL;DR: MSG’s new merch strategy is either genius or a war crime.