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Local Man Claims Spirit of Ancient Ancestor Visited Him During Knicks Game, Demanded Refund for Overpriced Beer at Madison Square Garden

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Local Man Claims Spirit of Ancient Ancestor Visited Him During Knicks Game, Demanded Refund for Overpriced Beer at Madison Square Garden

AITA for laughing at a guy who said he channeled his great-great-grandfather’s ghost during a timeout at MSG? TL;DR: Dude swore his ancestor appeared in the jumbotron, told him the $18 domestic was a "modern scam" and then vanished in a puff of Dippin’ Dots steam. Honestly, the ghost had more sense than the Knicks’ defense last night.