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Man baby cries after getting voted off Love Island because his 'emotional connection' with a palm tree got cut short.

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Man baby cries after getting voted off Love Island because his 'emotional connection' with a palm tree got cut short.

Like, AITA for thinking this is peak comedy? Some guy named Chad (yes, really) got eliminated from *Love Island Voting* last night and sobbed like his goldfish flushed down the toilet. His 'serious relationship' was with a coconut tree he named 'Veronica.'

TL;DR Guy forms a parasocial bond with a plant, gets sent home, and now the whole island is a dumpster fire of entitlement. Can't wait for the next episode where he sues for custody.