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Man Asks Girlfriend if He Can Skip Her Birthday Party to Watch 'Love Island Voting' Finale — She Says No, So He 'Accidentally' Streams It During a 'Bathroom Break'

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Man Asks Girlfriend if He Can Skip Her Birthday Party to Watch 'Love Island Voting' Finale — She Says No, So He 'Accidentally' Streams It During a 'Bathroom Break'

TL;DR — AITA for pretending to have explosive diarrhea just to participate in live love island voting? My girlfriend says I prioritized a reality show over her, but like... the stakes were higher on that island than at her Olive Garden party.