lisa bonet’s spiritual lifestyle brand accused of pushing ‘woke poison’ as parents revolt against new age kids’ yoga kits
A growing coalition of conservative parents is sounding the alarm over lisa bonet’s latest venture, a line of spiritually-infused children’s wellness products that critics say are a Trojan horse for dismantling traditional family values. The “Rooted Kids” kits, which include guided meditation cards and “chakra alignment” activities, have sparked outrage in school districts across the Bible Belt, with detractors labeling them a brazen attempt to indoctrinate young minds with occult rituals. “This isn’t yoga—this is a direct attack on the moral fabric of our children,” said one concerned mother at a recent school board meeting, clutching a copy of a permission slip that offered the kits as optional enrichment. As experts debate whether the trend signals a deeper societal decay, bonet’s camp remains defiant, calling the backlash a “fear-based misunderstanding of ancient healing practices.” With social media erupting into a battleground of hashtags like #ProtectOurKids and #LisaTheDestroyer, the question remains: is this the final straw for a culture already teetering on the brink?