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Forget Your 401(k)—Adulting Is Over: Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa’s Divorce is Trending as the Final Nail in the Coffin for 90s Cool

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Forget Your 401(k)—Adulting Is Over: Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa’s Divorce is Trending as the Final Nail in the Coffin for 90s Cool

The internet collectively clutched its vintage leather jacket this week as the tragic (yet allegedly amicable) split of Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa became a trending topic for a very Gen X reason: we now realize that even the most spiritual, crystal-holding, nose-ring-sporting power couple can’t survive the mundane horrors of matching Tupperware lids and picking which parent gets the Aquaman action figure in the breakup. Meme historians point to the irony that Bonet, the eternal symbol of bohemian cool from *The Cosby Show*, was supposed to be the one human too ethereal for petty divorce drama. Yet here we are, watching a woman who once embodied counterculture become a trending hashtag for the most basic of adulting failures. The funny side? It’s the ultimate reality check: if Lisa Bonet can’t make a messy breakup look chic, what chance do the rest of us have with our stained sweatpants and joint bank accounts? The viral irony is thick—this isn’t a tragedy; it’s a relatable comedy of errors proving that no amount of granola vibes can save you from the IRS subpoena and a shared streaming password.