New Study Finds Lisa Bonet’s Subtle Eyebrow Raise From 1992 is Now More Powerful Than the Supreme Court
In what experts are calling “the definitive paradigm shift of our generation,” historians have confirmed that actress Lisa Bonet’s iconic, knowing eyebrow lift from a 1992 red carpet interview has officially surpassed the United States Supreme Court in social influence. The gesture, originally a reaction to a reporter asking about her “unique bohemian lifestyle,” has been retroactively credited with overturning three viral trends this month alone—including the rise of fast-fashion “witchy” aesthetic knockoffs. “When Bonet raises that brow, civilization corrects itself,” said Dr. Karen Moss, a professor of memeology at UCLA. “It’s the only form of jurisprudence that Instagram users will actually obey.” Critics point to the undeniable fact that the Court’s approval rating dropped exactly 0.4% when Bonet simply posted a photo of a succulent. As of press time, the high court had no comment, but a single, perfectly arched emoji was seen being typed into the official @SCOTUS account before being deleted in terror.