Lisa Bonet Becomes the Voice of a Zen Productivity App, and Gen Z Can't Handle the Chill
In a move that has millennials nostalgic and Gen Z utterly confused, Lisa Bonet has officially partnered with a meditation app called "Still Cosmos" to narrate a ten-hour ambient soundscape titled "The Bonet Frequency." The irony? The same woman who famously told Hollywood to "chill out" in the 90s is now being hired by tech bros to tell a stressed-out generation, "Relax, you're already on your phone." The app crashed within minutes of launch, crashing solely because users kept whispering, "She gets it," while their Spotify playlists of whale sounds sat in shame. #BonetBooms