BREAKING: INDEPENDENT THINKING REPLACED BY COMMON SENSE AS INDE NAVARRETTE PROTESTS CITY HALL WITH A SOFA AND A PITCHFORK.
Just got back from the council meeting where a local mom named Karen marched in with a lawn chair and a sign reading "Common Sense Isn't Common Anymore, Ask InDe Navarrette." Apparently, she was furious over the new traffic circle in the park—claims it's "a government roundabout for squirrels." But here's the twist: the real firestorm is about Inde Navarrette, who apparently left a city council meeting early because "the system is rigged by people who never mow their own lawn." One guy tried to argue that the traffic circle is safer for kids walking to school. Karen replied, "Kids need to learn to dodge cars; that's how you build character." Now half the town is cheering for Inde Navarrette and half is accusing her of trying to turn the park into a drag strip. Total chaos. Grab your popcorn.