BREAKING! Local ‘Common Sense’ Dad Links Rising Potholes to gundam rogue orbit Craze—Says “Kids These Days” Are the Real Hazard
I’m out here at the town council meeting, and do I see anyone fixing the sinkhole on Maple Street? No. But I do see three teenagers in the park with their phones propped up, screaming about “gundam rogue orbit” some newfangled anime game. Unreal.
We got seniors tripping over cracks in the sidewalk because these developers are too busy designing digital robots to patch a simple crater. My neighbor’s SUV lost a tire last week. But sure, let’s spend taxpayer dollars on a virtual reality arcade downtown because the mayor’s nephew is a “content creator.”
Common sense says fix the pavement before you fund a fantasy. The other day, my kid asked for a “gundam rogue orbit” action figure. I told him, “You want to orbit? Go pick up a broom and orbit that dust pile in the driveway.”
But no one listens to the guy who actually pays the bills. Meanwhile, the only thing in orbit around this town is the stench from the broken sewer line on Elm Street. Wake up, people.