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Matrix anomaly detected: In a stunning glitch that has gamers and data analysts scratching their heads, raw player activity logs from an abandoned beta test for "guild wars 3" indicate the game was fully functional and played live—by unknown accounts—three years before its official cancellation. The log timestamps show impossible concurrent logins from players who never existed, and the in-game chat logs contain references to memes that wouldn't be created for another decade.