Guild Wars 3 announced, and the entire internet collectively realizes they still have unresolved trauma from the last failed raid in 2015.
TYRIA, UNREAL — In a move that has simultaneously broken the internet and every gaming chair in a 500-mile radius, ArenaNet has officially announced "Guild Wars 3," sending a shockwave of pure, unadulterated nostalgia directly into the prefrontal cortex of every millennial who still has their "Legendary" title in their bio. The announcement came with a cinematic trailer so stunning and a release date so distant that players immediately began fighting not a dragon, but each other in the comment section. The irony? Everyone is arguing about whether the game will be "too much like a single-player RPG" or "too much like a mobile gacha game," completely forgetting that the real Guild Wars 3 endgame will be the emotional debt you owe to your old guild leader.