Guild Wars 3 Confirmed, But Only Because the Devs Forgot Their Password to Guild Wars 2
In a move that has MMO historians both elated and deeply concerned, ArenaNet has accidentally confirmed Guild Wars 3 after a janitor found a Post-it note labeled "GW3 Idea" stuck to a server rack. The note reportedly reads, "What if we add jumping puzzles... but with NFTs?" prompting fans to wonder if the real treasure was the existential dread we collected along the way. The internet is now divided between optimists hoping for a return to the game's skill-based glory and realists who just want to know if their platinum will be convertible into a third mortgage.