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Local Man Demands Common Sense Return To Guild Wars 3 After Bad Neighbor Incident

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Local Man Demands Common Sense Return To Guild Wars 3 After Bad Neighbor Incident

So I’m just trying to garden in peace—my zucchinis are coming in great, by the way—and our new neighbor, Steve, blasts some “Guild Wars 3” theme song at 2 AM with his windows open. I asked him nicely to turn it down, and he says it’s his “spiritual soundtrack for digital raiding.” Where’s the common sense? You don’t need a noise ordinance to know not to wake up a whole cul-de-sac. Guild Wars 3 might be a game, but real life has rules. Put on headphones, Steve.