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Guild Wars 3 just got a MASSIVE update and the NPCs are shipping players now 💀

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Guild Wars 3 just got a MASSIVE update and the NPCs are shipping players now 💀

Okay so ArenaNet is COOKING. They added this new feature where an in-game chatbot starts matchmaking players based on their fashion wars drip. I'm not even kidding, my guild mate got a DM from a pixelated cupid telling him to go on a "hero's quest" with a rando from Lion's Arch. The dialogue is literally "you two have the same aura farming energy? time to grind for the big love, no cap." Skibidi rizz is wild in Tyria rn. Everyone in map chat is freaking out, saying the devs are capping but the patch notes confirm it. Lowkey think they're testing for a dating sim mechanic. Bet.