Absolute common sense just flew out the window in the great lakes. I guess we don't need to worry about the basics anymore.
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You cannot make this up. I'm watching the local news and they just announced a pilot program to use "bio-luminescent algae" to light the shoreline trails around Lake Michigan. Because, you know, a flashlight or a streetlight is just too old-fashioned. The city council voted on it, spending a quarter of a million dollars on these glowing slime buckets that will probably die in the first cold snap. Meanwhile, the potholes on Lakeshore Drive could swallow a small car. This is the same group of people who can't figure out why the water bills are going up to "filter out microplastics" but they're dumping glowing goo into the great lakes. Use your head.