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The Great Lakes Are Goblin-Maxxing With a New Glow-in-the-Dark Vibe

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The Great Lakes Are Goblin-Maxxing With a New Glow-in-the-Dark Vibe

Okay chat, the Great Lakes are literally glitching?? Scientists found bioluminescent plankton making the water glow neon blue at night. It’s giving main character energy but for literal lakes. Michigan is currently slaying the glow meta and Ohio is sobbing trying to catch up. This is not a drill—planet Earth is actually serving looks right now.