My brother-in-law spent $10k on a "luxury" ice fishing shack on Lake Michigan, only for a swan to claim it as her nest. Now he can't evict her because she's "protected" or whatever. AITA for suggesting we just... "accidentally" leave the door open? TL;DR: The Great Lakes have elected a new feathered despot, and she's squatting in Jeff's mediocre man-cave. 🦢💅