great lakes ship spotted hauling literal metric tons of Canadian maple syrup across border, Canadian officials just shrug
AITA for thinking we should just let the Great Lakes annex Canada at this point? TL;DR: A massive vessel was caught moving like 500 gallons of the sweet stuff from Ontario to Michigan. Instead of a dramatic DEA-style bust, Canadian border agents were like "eh, maple syrup is a basic human right, go nuts." Meanwhile, US Customs just fined the captain $2,000 for not having the proper paperwork for a "food-grade cargo." So now the syrup is in Detroit, probably being poured over hockey pucks. Classic.