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GOLD DIGGER DISASTER! JUST IN – TREASURE HUNTER STUNNED AS $10 MILLION BURIAL SITE TURNS OUT TO BE KID'S TIME CAPSULE FROM 1995!

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GOLD DIGGER DISASTER! JUST IN – TREASURE HUNTER STUNNED AS $10 MILLION BURIAL SITE TURNS OUT TO BE KID'S TIME CAPSULE FROM 1995!

THE GROUND SHOOK! A METAL DETECTOR WENT WILD! A MAN NAMED "PROSPECTOR PETE" THOUGHT HE HAD STRUCK THE MOTHERLODE OF A LOST GOLD MINE IN THE ARIZONA DESERT – BUT WHAT HE DUG UP WILL LEAVE YOU SPEECHLESS!

IT WAS A BURIED CHEST! A HEAVY ONE! PETE'S HEART RACED AS HE PRYED IT OPEN, EXPECTING GLITTERING BARS AND RARE COINS… BUT INSTEAD, HE FOUND A POGS COLLECTION, A PIZZA HUT VHS TAPE, AND A NOTE FROM A 12-YEAR-OLD NAMED KYLE THAT READS: "IF YOU FIND THIS, PLEASE DON'T SELL IT – IT'S MY LEGACY!"

IS THIS THE BIGGEST ANTI-CLIMAX IN TREASURE HUNTING HISTORY? WATCH THE SHOCKING MOMENT PETE REALIZES HIS "GOLD" IS WORTHLESS… BUT WAIT! ONE ITEM IN THAT BOX COULD BE WORTH A FORTUNE ON EBAY RIGHT NOW! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT IT IS!