YTA for hoarding all the gold in your retirement account when the rest of us are trying to afford avocado toast, but congrats on your ‘diamond hands’ I guess? 💀
TL;DR: Boomer with a 401k full of gold bars is unironically shocked when his millennial neighbor can’t afford to buy a single goldfish for his $5 bowl. AITA for thinking we should just print more money to make gold worthless? 🥇