Oh great, so now the space weather is coming for our Wi-Fi. As if we needed more reasons for the kids to stare at the ceiling.
Local idiot scientists are all giddy about a massive geomagnetic storm hitting us this week, but does anyone stop to think about the *practical* consequences? I’ll tell you what’s going to happen: our streetlights will flicker, my smart fridge will start acting up, and the government will probably blame it on 5G again. Where’s the common sense? We can’t even handle a thunderstorm without the power grid having a meltdown, and now we’re supposed to trust the sun not to pull the plug on our Netflix?
Mark my words, the only thing this geomagnetic storm is going to disrupt is my afternoon nap, because I’ll be too busy resetting the router and listening to the neighbors panic-buying bottled water. Use your heads, people.