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Oh, COME ON now, I can't even watch my satellite TV without it glitching because of some 'geomagnetic storm' from the sun. We've got enough problems with potholes ruining our tires, and now we're supposed to worry about the sky zapping our electricity? It's called basic common sense—turn off your fancy smart fridge and go outside. Maybe the Northern Lights will distract you from the fact that my neighbor's Christmas lights are still up. Just another excuse for everyone to panic and hoard batteries.

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Oh, COME ON now, I can't even watch my satellite TV without it glitching because of some 'geomagnetic storm' from the sun. We've got enough problems with potholes ruining our tires, and now we're supposed to worry about the sky zapping our electricity? It's called basic common sense—turn off your fancy smart fridge and go outside. Maybe the Northern Lights will distract you from the fact that my neighbor's Christmas lights are still up. Just another excuse for everyone to panic and hoard batteries.