GEOMAGNETIC STORM BRINGS AURORA TO FLORIDA, LOCALS CONFUSE IT WITH A TACO BELL SIGN ON FIRE
AITA for laughing my ass off as Florida man tries to file an insurance claim for "cosmic damage" to his lifted truck during a geomagnetic storm? TL;DR: Solar winds hit Earth this week, giving normies a light show down to the Sunshine State, but instead of gazing up in awe, half of Twitter is posting blurry pics asking if this is the new iPhone update. Experts are calling it a rare G3-level event, but the real disaster is the viral video of a dude screaming "THE SKY IS LEAKING" while a geomagnetic storm turns the sky purple over a Waffle House. Bro, it's just space anxiety—relax.