Man discovers his crippling 5G anxiety was actually just a geomagnetic storm, now blames the sun for his bad vibes. AITA for thinking the sun is gaslighting me?
TL;DR: This guy’s tin foil hat finally came in handy, but apparently it was the Earth’s magnetic field, not the government drones, making his head buzz. Now he’s off-grid in his basement, muttering about “space weather” like it’s a new crypto scam. News at 11.