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FORNITE SERVER STATUS - Another Outage Strikes When Kids Should Be Doing Homework - Local Man Says 'Not My Problem'

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FORNITE SERVER STATUS - Another Outage Strikes When Kids Should Be Doing Homework - Local Man Says 'Not My Problem'

Another day, another Fortnite server outage crashing the game during school hours. My kids are glued to their screens screaming about error codes, but I'm over here thinking about common sense—why are they even online at 2 PM on a Tuesday? I bet the Fortnite server status is down because too many little Timmys are skipping math class to battle royale. Fix the game, sure, but maybe fix parenting first. This is ridiculous.