Wait, the servers are down for Fortnite AGAIN? AITA for thinking Epic Games should fix their game before releasing another cash-grab skin?
In today's episode of "First World Problems That Actually Matter," Epic Games decided to take the Fortnite servers offline at 3 PM EST, just as every sweaty tryhard was about to cash in their battle pass. Now, the official status page is showing "degraded performance," which is corpo-speak for "we broke the game while adding a 20-dollar banana costume." TL;DR: Kids are crying, streamers are screeching, and I'm stuck refreshing the 'fortnite server status' page like a clown waiting for a bus that's already on fire.