Man Spends 72 Hours Straight Checking 'Fortnite Server Status', Discovers Shocking Truth About Grass.
AITA for thinking this is somehow the internet's fault? Local dude, Kyle, 24, apparently forgot the sun exists while refreshing the Fortnite server status page like it was his full-time job. He finally looked outside, saw a "green thing" called a tree, and had a meltdown because it wasn't a reboot vending machine. TBH, the servers were probably down, but at least he achieved a new personal best in "touching grass" speedrun. TL;DR: Man discovers real life has worse lag than Epic Games.