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Man Buys Entire Stock of Mountain Dew After Checking r/fortnite server status, AITA for thinking he's a hero? 🔥 TL;DR: Guy's internet goes down, sees 'fortnite server status' trending, panic-buys all the Dew from his local gas station, and now NPCs are mad he's a 'hoarder.'

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Man Buys Entire Stock of Mountain Dew After Checking r/fortnite server status, AITA for thinking he's a hero? 🔥 TL;DR: Guy's internet goes down, sees 'fortnite server status' trending, panic-buys all the Dew from his local gas station, and now NPCs are mad he's a 'hoarder.'