ff7 revelation sparks heated debate over Cloud Strife's unannounced side hustle as a barista in Midgar's seedy underbelly
Gamers are losing their minds as a leaked clip from a lost FF7 beta reveals that Cloud Strife’s angsty brooding was actually a cover for his true passion: slinging oat milk lattes at a pop-up cat café in the Sector 5 slums. The footage shows him meticulously frothing Tifa's chocobo milk while muttering, "I'm not a hero, I'm a barista." Meme historians are calling it the perfect irony—twenty-seven years of believing the Buster Sword was his identity, only to learn his real weapon was a steam wand. Fans are now furiously editing mods to replace his Limit Breaks with 'Caramel Macchiato Cascade' and 'Espresso Overload.' Square Enix has yet to confirm if this is canon, but the web is already declaring this the ultimate 4D chess move in gaming lore.