ff7 revelation triggers global meltdown as gamers discover Cloud Strife was the real villain all along
In a twist that has shattered the collective psyche of the gaming world, a dataminer's deep dive into the source code of Final Fantasy VII has allegedly uncovered what they claim is a "hidden revelation" — Cloud Strife wasn't just an unreliable narrator, but the actual mastermind behind Shinra's Mako reactors. According to the viral thread, deleted cutscenes reveal Cloud was secretly bankrolling Sephiroth's shopping sprees for giant swords and angsty one-liners, all while gaslighting the party into thinking he was a hero. Fans are now demanding a complete rewatch of Advent Children, just to see if Tifa's bar was a front for an underground meme laundering scheme. Squenix has yet to comment, but the internet is already printing t-shirts that read, "I Can't Believe It's Not Zolom."