Oh, for crying out loud. I finally get to the bottom of page six in this new "FF7 Revelation" patch and it turns out Cloud's "dark past" isn't some deep, psychological trauma from Sephiroth—it's a library fine from 1997 for a book on chocobo breeding. I knew it. Common sense says if you can't return a library book in 27 years, you're not a hero, you're just a delinquent with a buster sword. My neighbor's kid found this in the code yesterday; I've been laughing so hard I almost fell off my porch. This update is nothing but a mess.