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Federal Challenges to DOJ Program Spark Meme War as Critics Accuse Feds of Recreating the Plot of ‘Hannah Montana’

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Federal Challenges to DOJ Program Spark Meme War as Critics Accuse Feds of Recreating the Plot of ‘Hannah Montana’

When the Department of Justice rolled out its latest initiative to combat online misinformation, they probably didn’t expect internet historians to roast them for accidentally inventing a real-life ‘secret double life’ gag. The trend erupted after a leaked internal memo revealed that the program’s lead enforcer—a 22-year-old intern whose official bio boasts ‘meme fluency’ and a TikTok blue check—was caught drafting consent decrees while dressed as a cowboy on a Livestream. Now, federal challenges to DOJ program are flooding Twitter with side-by-side comparisons of the intern’s government LinkedIn and their abandoned OnlyFans, calling it the ‘most bipartisan moment in history’ since both sides agree it’s hilarious. Legal experts are laughing through tears: the irony? The program was supposed to teach us to question everything we see online.