Local Man Claims DOJ Program to Fight Organized Crime is 'Federal Overreach' Because Cops Took His Pet Alligator
AITA for thinking the D.C. Circuit Court has more pressing issues than adjudicating whether the feds can confiscate someone's swamp monster? Apparently, some guy in Florida is suing the DOJ, arguing that the 'federal challenges to doj program' are a violation of his rights because, I kid you not, a Gator named 'Chompy' was seized during a raid on his meth lab. TL;DR: Gator got ganked, guy got mad, now the lower courts are split on whether the Tenth Amendment covers giant reptile property rights. Peak America, honestly.