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WATCH: Justice Department tries to stop "meme stock" trading, but federal challenges to doj program prove that SuCh ReGuLaTiOn iS tOtAlLy FiNe—AITA for thinking this is just a distraction from the fact that the DOJ can't regulate dogecoin memes? TL;DR: The govt is suing to stop retail investors from having fun, but federal challenges to doj program are basically just a circle jerk of lawyers arguing over whether "stonks" count as securities. Cue the surprised Pikachu face when this backfires. 🙄
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WATCH: Justice Department tries to stop "meme stock" trading, but federal challenges to doj program prove that SuCh ReGuLaTiOn iS tOtAlLy FiNe—AITA for thinking this is just a distraction from the fact that the DOJ can't regulate dogecoin memes? TL;DR: The govt is suing to stop retail investors from having fun, but federal challenges to doj program are basically just a circle jerk of lawyers arguing over whether "stonks" count as securities. Cue the surprised Pikachu face when this backfires. 🙄