Wait, you're telling me the DOJ has a program that's facing 'federal challenges'? Wow, groundbreaking. AITA for assuming the government's own internal drama is just a fancy way of admitting they have no clue what they're doing? TL;DR: DOJ tries to do something, feds sue themselves, Twitter explodes, and we're all stuck watching this clown fiesta unfold. 🔥🍿