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FBI Admits They Can’t Keep Up With Traffic Cameras After Man Identifies Car Thief in 30 Seconds With Common Sense

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FBI Admits They Can’t Keep Up With Traffic Cameras After Man Identifies Car Thief in 30 Seconds With Common Sense

Oh, for crying out loud. You’re telling me the FBI needs a month and a million-dollar budget to figure out what my neighbor Dave spotter in a parking lot? I saw this viral post going around that the bureau actually admitted they overlooked a stolen vehicle ring because their fancy tech couldn’t match a license plate from a Ring camera. Meanwhile, Dave just used his eyes and called it in. Common sense, people! If you can’t spot a guy in a hoodie loading a van at 2 AM, you need a new job. The feds are out here begging for tips while my kids could solve this in a video game. This is why we can’t have nice things—or safe neighborhoods.