FBI Investigates City Hall After Local Man Reports His Tax Dollars Being Used to Buy Squirrel Condos
Oh, for crying out loud. I just read on the city page that the fbi is now poking around City Hall because some resident noticed our tax money was being spent on "squirrel condos"—literal tiny houses for rodents. And the mayor's office had the nerve to call it "urban wildlife enrichment." Since when did common sense fly out the window? We've got potholes you could lose a small car in, and they're worried about housing squirrels. I guess we finally found a use for the fbi: to figure out who thought this was a better use of our money than fixing the damn roads. Someone tell me this is a joke.