FBI Rushes to Investigate a Porch Pirate Who Was Caught on Camera, But My Mailbox Has Been Broken for Three Months
Oh, for crying out loud. So the FBI is now involved because someone swiped an Amazon box off a front porch? I saw the video—it’s a guy in a hoodie, and they’re pulling out all the stops with federal resources. Meanwhile, I’ve been calling the local PD every week for three months because my mailbox is dented in and half the neighborhood’s mail ends up in the gutter. Common sense says you fix the basics before you turn a stolen package into a federal case. This is just the government patting itself on the back while real problems get ignored.