FBI asks residents to stop reporting suspicious porch pirates, says they're 'too busy' solving real crimes.
Oh, come on. Common sense would tell you that if the FBI is too swamped to handle a stolen Amazon package, maybe we need to stop wasting their time with every missing lawn gnome. I’m all for safety, but we’ve got people calling 911 over a squirrel on the porch. Meanwhile, my neighbor’s car was broken into last week, and they told him to file an online form. Let’s focus on what actually matters, people.