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FBI Warns Parents Not to Feed Kids This One ‘Healthy’ Snack, but Common Sense Says Otherwise

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FBI Warns Parents Not to Feed Kids This One ‘Healthy’ Snack, but Common Sense Says Otherwise

Oh, fantastic—another scare from the feds. I can’t be the only one rolling my eyes at this latest bulletin. My neighbor’s kid eats those snacks daily, no issues. Why do we need an army of agents to decide what grows in our backyard gardens? This is just common sense: maybe focus on the real crime instead of my granola bars.