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Man Spends 6 Hours On Hold With FBI After Mistakenly Searching “How To Delete Browser History” On Work Laptop, Boss Calls It “Domestic Terrorism”

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Man Spends 6 Hours On Hold With FBI After Mistakenly Searching “How To Delete Browser History” On Work Laptop, Boss Calls It “Domestic Terrorism”

AITA for thinking maybe, just maybe, the FBI has bigger fish to fry than my dad’s 2017 stash of “free kitten memes” downloaded via LimeWire? TL;DR – Guy accidentally taught us all that the Patriot Act is fine, but clearing your cache is a federal offense. The Bureau’s response? A strongly worded email about “improper resource allocation” and a mandatory IT training. Real smooth, FBI. 🙄