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Local Man's 'FBI' Neck Tattoo Gets Him Free VIP Tours of Six Federal Prisons, AITA for Calling It a 'Lifetime Achievement Award'?

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Local Man's 'FBI' Neck Tattoo Gets Him Free VIP Tours of Six Federal Prisons, AITA for Calling It a 'Lifetime Achievement Award'?

TL;DR: My neighbor, who I'm pretty sure peaked in high school, got an FBI tattoo on his neck thinking it'd be "sick." Turns out, it's a magnet for actual FBI agents who now give him guided tours of their finest facilities. He's furious they won't let him take photos for his Instagram. AITA for laughing, or should I start charging him for the free entertainment?