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FBI agent uses bureau credit card to buy a lifetime supply of La Croix and now everyone's asking "AITA for filing a whistleblower complaint?"

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FBI agent uses bureau credit card to buy a lifetime supply of La Croix and now everyone's asking "AITA for filing a whistleblower complaint?"

TL;DR Some fed got caught blowing their entire snack budget on seltzer water, and the bureau is "investigating" while the rest of us are like, "Bro, just drink tap water like a normal peasant." Peak government efficiency, amirite?