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Local Mom Trapped in Crossfire Between Invasive Possums and HOA’s 10-Page Fence Permit Rule.

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Local Mom Trapped in Crossfire Between Invasive Possums and HOA’s 10-Page Fence Permit Rule.

I swear, it’s like living in a war zone. My neighbor’s cat got stuck in the crossfire of a screaming match over a compost bin yesterday. ‘Common sense’ says you don’t need a permit to patch a hole in your fence, but try telling that to the clipboard warriors on our board. They’re too busy fining me for a rogue dandelion while the raccoons are literally hosting a block party in my attic. Fix the roads or shut up.