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My workplace banned crossfire and now my team is fighting in the meeting room. AITA for starting a water balloon fight to "build morale"? TL;DR: HR said no more "crossfire," so I took it literally. Now my boss is crying, my coworker has a concussion, and the CEO is asking if we can monetize the chaos.

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My workplace banned crossfire and now my team is fighting in the meeting room. AITA for starting a water balloon fight to "build morale"? TL;DR: HR said no more "crossfire," so I took it literally. Now my boss is crying, my coworker has a concussion, and the CEO is asking if we can monetize the chaos.