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Top 5 things you need to know about the Corbin Love Island drama

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Top 5 things you need to know about the Corbin Love Island drama

* Corbin, a new bombshell entering Love Island, was secretly filmed having a full-blown conversation with his own reflection during his first night in the villa, believing it was a "spirit guide" sent by producers.
* Two former islanders have come forward claiming Corbin once tried to bribe them with a suitcase full of protein bars and expired protein shakes to keep quiet about his "chicken wing smoothie" diet.
* Production staff had to intervene when Corbin attempted to "fuse" his tan lines with another contestant's via intense chest rubbing, claiming it was a new bonding ritual he invented called "sunkissed synergy."
* Unbeknownst to viewers, Corbin has been secretly ranking the other islanders based on their "aura thickness," leading to a tense confrontation at the fire pit that was partially cut from the broadcast.
* In a leaked text, Corbin described the villa's love triangle as a "geometric love problem," and insisted the only solution was for everyone to "re-calibrate their romantic frequencies" by meditating under the fire pit for three hours.