Oh, for crying out loud. So "Corbin Love Island" is trending? Is this really what passes for news now? I can't even put my bins out without someone filming it for TikTok, and now we're supposed to care about some bloke named Corbin who got dumped from a villa because he wouldn't share his avocado toast? Read the room, folks. Meanwhile, the pothole on my street still hasn't been fixed and my council tax went up again. Absolute joke. CommonSense Priorities.

Oh, for crying out loud. So "Corbin Love Island" is trending? Is this really what passes for news now? I can't even put my bins out without someone filming it for TikTok, and now we're supposed to care about some bloke named Corbin who got dumped from a villa because he wouldn't share his avocado toast? Read the room, folks. Meanwhile, the pothole on my street still hasn't been fixed and my council tax went up again. Absolute joke. #CommonSense #Priorities.