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corbin love island just dropped the most unhinged tea and my brain is literally melting rn

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corbin love island just dropped the most unhinged tea and my brain is literally melting rn

okay so like, this dude corbin on love island literally ate the whole villa's snacks in one night, no cap, and the drama is so joever. the producers had to step in because the islanders were literally crying over the missing granola bars. like, girl, that's not a red flag, that's the whole communist parade. and then corbin tried to gaslight everyone saying it was a "midnight snack portal" and now he's in the bottom three. the chat is screaming "skibidi rizz" every time he talks. you betta delete his number fr fr.