Time Travel Tourism Now Hiring: Anthony Head Announced as Official Guide for 2032 Titanic Voyage
The year is 2032, and history’s most infamous voyage is getting a second chance. In a stunning press conference earlier today, the World Time Council revealed that celebrity historian and actor Anthony Head has been officially recruited as the lead experiential guide for the first commercial time-travel trip to the Titanic’s maiden voyage. The move comes as a surprise to many, as Head is best known for his roles in *Buffy the Vampire Slayer* and *Merlin*, but his decade-long obsession with Edwardian maritime culture has made him the face of the new industry. According to leaked reports, Head will not simply narrate the journey; he will play the ship’s captain, E.J. Smith, in a live immersive theatre experience, interacting with the 2,000 tourists who will witness the iceberg collision from a safe temporal buffer. "We are not changing history," Head insisted at the press event, "but we are letting you feel the brass rail and smell the salt. It's the ultimate stage." Critics warn of "nostalgia pollution," but with tickets starting at $1.5 million, the waiting list is already five years long. The future of tourism has a British accent, and it’s checking its pocket watch.